Martyn Iles, Executive CEO of Answers in Genesis, will shortly celebrate his thirty-sixth birthday. Let's see where his previous thirty-five years have brought him.
🔴 He runs a Theme Park.
🔴 He is going to put an AI controlled VR visor on everybody. Not just while at the Creation Museum and Ark Encounter, not just everyday for school but everywhere they go so they can view all of life with a “Biblical world view”.
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🔴 He is selling his book, “Who Am I?: Solving the Identity Puzzle” everywhere he can and is getting people primed to Pre-Order (that means paying full price for something BEFORE you have any idea what's in it) his new book, “Living in Babylon”.
🔴 He wants people to pay for a Subscription to Answers TV so they can watch his new show, “Apologies Apologetics with Martyn Iles”.
🔴 He's rebuilding the Tower of Babel next to the Ark Encounter as a new ride (and the latest addition to his Theme Park)
What am I missing? 🤫
Oh, right. He's spreading the “saving gospel” (whatever he conceives that to be) 🤷♀️ and, oh yeah, he's ...
... The Leader of an evil CULT attempting to enslave the human race with his eyes on Global Domination.❗️
My birthday wish for Martyn? 🤔
That he is granted the desire of his heart. To own a red, vintage sports car and will be …
GONE IN 60 SECONDS ❗️❗️❗️🤨 (not one second too soon)
And believe me, I will not, I repeat NOT, be wishing him “many happy returns”.
Martyn Iles has been giving the SAME “Living in Babylon” talk for two years straight. I've heard it SO many times I could give it myself. In my SLEEP❗️😴
“Well, Good Evening (Insert name of place). It's good to be here. With a welcome like that I can't wait to hear what I'll say either.” (pause for laughter)
(Undo Jacket button, lean on podium with left hand in pocket to appear relaxed and put people at ease)
Tell personal anecdote about having an Australian accent.
“Babylon is not just a place but a metaphor for systems of power.”
“Daniel was given the equivalent to a scholarship to Harvard and was on a fast track to the Whitehouse if only he would EAT the KING's food!”
“It was the first day of the rest of his life.”
“Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego weren't saved FROM the Fire but IN the Fire.” ( Point a lot at this point in order to make point)
TAKE THEM to MATTHEW 5 for the ROUND UP.
“Persecution is a ‘Feature not a Bug’ in the Christian Life.”
“Salt loses its saltiness when moisture seeps in and it is compromised by its environment.*
(Now ‘bring it on home’ with extra feeling)
“Dare to be a Daniel! Let’s pray.”
During the last lines of rehearsed prayer pack up tablet in order to exit stage quickly to appear humble.
(Save sales pitch for book until Q and A time. If no Q and A, refer to book during sermon)
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The man is preaching on autopilot,
I'm bored with reruns.
‘Please, what else is on?”
I have also grown excessively weary of Martyn's posts where he Praises the Lord for Russell Brand and equates him to Job❗️
Brand sexually assaulted a woman in the LADIES Restroom and then walked down the hall and gave an interview on BBC radio where he bragged about it.
Several women have come forward to accuse him of sexual assault, have signed reports to the authorities and he is being investigated by more than one police department in regards to this.
Now, that he is in serious hot water over this, he is playing the "I'm just good Christian-Folk" card.
He's an ACTOR! Any three-year-old can see he's a creep.
And regardless of whether or not he tweaked the nose of "Big Pharma" does not wipe his previous crimes.
This is the perfect example of Martyn losing his moral compass, his mental rot and erosion of spiritual discernment "dizernment" .
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