Martyn Iles, Executive CEO of Answers in Genesis, will shortly celebrate his thirty-sixth birthday. Let's see where his previous thirty-five years have brought him.
🔴 He runs a Theme Park.
🔴 He is going to put an AI controlled VR visor on everybody. Not just while at the Creation Museum and Ark Encounter, not just everyday for school but everywhere they go so they can view all of life with a “Biblical world view”.
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🔴 He is selling his book, “Who Am I?: Solving the Identity Puzzle” everywhere he can and is getting people primed to Pre-Order (that means paying full price for something BEFORE you have any idea what's in it) his new book, “Living in Babylon”.
🔴 He wants people to pay for a Subscription to Answers TV so they can watch his new show, “Apologies Apologetics with Martyn Iles”.
🔴 He's rebuilding the Tower of Babel next to the Ark Encounter as a new ride (and the latest addition to his Theme Park)
What am I missing? 🤫
Oh, right. He's spreading the “saving gospel” (whatever he conceives that to be) 🤷♀️ and, oh yeah, he's ...
... The Leader of an evil CULT attempting to enslave the human race with his eyes on Global Domination.❗️
My birthday wish for Martyn? 🤔
That he is granted the desire of his heart. To own a red, vintage sports car and will be …
GONE IN 60 SECONDS ❗️❗️❗️🤨 (not one second too soon for me)
And believe me, I will not, I repeat NOT, be wishing him “many happy returns”.
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