As I always say we need to identify the cause of the problems first. Now that all the sermons online are Monetized, I have at last discovered the cause of the
🔴 Failing Economy
🔴 Islamic Mob Violence in the streets
🔴 The LGBTQ+ convincing teenagers to hack off their genitals
🔴 War in the Middle East
and
🔴 Human Trafficking ...
STUCK POOP ❗️
Now that YouTube Ads have identified the problem, perhaps they hold the solution as well. Let us return to our sermon in progress and see what we can learn from the interruptions in it. 🤔
Ah❗️Now I know all and I can bestow this great wisdom on the rest of you.
All our problems can be solved by
🔴 Ordering a FREE Book of Mormon,
🔴 Wearing a Shapermint Bra
and (of course)
🔴 getting a subscription to Disney+.
Now that we all know, let us carry forth our Divinely inspired knowledge and make disciples throughout the World, as Jesus commanded us to do.
The Truth with Love,
Always Laura-Lee
P.S. I'm sorry that our leaders have betrayed Jesus and abandoned us to chase the ALMIGHTY dollar. 😞
But Jesus remains forever faithful and if you are here then that is your desire as well.
With our human leaders falling by the wayside, the Lord is once again front and center in our lives and the Holy Spirit will empower us and connect us to each other long after the internet is a thing of our distant past.
LL 😘
Note. I Have NO ADS NO Store I am not Monetized and I NEVER ask for Donations
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