Well, now I will reveal to you the reason I am a spinster after all these years.
Come in real close and I'll whisper it into your ear.
"The reason I'm a spinster ...,"
[looking back and forth to see if someone is eavesdropping] ...
"Okay. Here it is. The reason I'm a spinster is ... I've never been married."
(Ha ha ha. you fell for it. that's one of my stupidest jokes, but everyone always falls for it).
One day I went up to my minister and said, "When I want to have my wedding, do you know why you can't marry me?"
He asked with a concerned look, "No. Why?"
I responded, "Because you're already married".
(ha ha ha)
Hey. If you haven't figured out by now that I can't tell a good joke to save my life, you have NOT BEEN PAYING ATTENTION.
Gotcha!
NOW: For something completely different ...
*** NOTE: Throughout several blog comments are some about "VERTICAL JUMP/The Jump Manual".
So I have collected the COMMENTS and LINKS and INFO from all over "Laura-Lee Was Here" and have created it's own post entry.
Follow the Link:
INCREASING YOUR VERTICAL JUMP at Laura-Lee Was Here
