Times that America used their military to try to INVADE Canada:
🔴 American Revolutionary War 1775
🔴 War of 1812
🔴 Patriot War 1837
🔴 Fenian Raids 1866-1871
We sent you packing back beneath the border each and every time.
Wars Canada Participated in:
🍁World War 1 1914-1918
(Which America didn't join until 1917)
We were part of the Allied Powers, 66,000 Canadians died and the phrase STORM TROOPER was used for the first time to describe the Canadians fierce nature in battle.
🍁 World War 2 1939-1945
Which we VOLUNTEERED to fight in from the beginning
(but America didn't join until after Pearl Harbor was attacked on DECEMBER 7, 1941 and the Draft was called).
🍁 Korean War 1950-1953
Where Canada fought as part of the UN Forces and stayed on as Peace Keeping Forces even after it was over.
🍁 Vietnam 1965-1973
When THOUSANDS of American Draft Dodgers were sneaking north across our border to escape having to go into combat, 40,000 Canadians headed south and VOLUTEERED to join the American Army.
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No one (besides the Americans) has ever even attempted to invade our country, so the American military has never been required to defend us.
And here's the kicker, President Trump, Canadians have absolutely NO desire to be part of America❗️🤨
We are happy to trade with you, although we have an abundance of diverse resources, so we don't actually NEED to.
We are happy for your people to come and visit with us on their holidays and we'd love to show 'em a good time.
However, (and "read my lips") Canada will NEVER be the 51st State of America.
So it's time for you to stop slogging that dead horse and move on.
However,☝️in the interest of continuing to garner good relations between our countries and since you like to cut a good deal, we will sell you TORONTO at a GREATLY reduced price.
And we'll even throw in Prime Minister Mark Carney ... free of charge.
Take it or leave it, Mr. Trump❗️🤷♀️
The Truth with Love
Always Laura-Lee
Of course, we would be MORE than willing to play a game of REAL Football with you, any time you want.
Short Video CFL Grey Cup 1996 (aka. "The Snow Bowl"
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