I Have the Solutions to the World's Problems ❗️😃

 

As I always say we need to identify the cause of the problems first. Now that all the sermons online are Monetized, I have at last discovered the cause of the

🔴 Failing Economy 

🔴 Islamic Mob Violence in the streets

🔴 The LGBTQ+ convincing teenagers to hack off their genitals

🔴 War in the Middle East

and 

🔴 Human Trafficking  ...

STUCK POOP ❗️

Now that YouTube Ads have identified the problem, perhaps they hold the solution as well. Let us return to our sermon in progress and see what we can learn from the interruptions in it. 🤔

Ah❗️Now I know all and I can bestow this great wisdom on the rest of you.

All our problems can be solved by

🔴 Ordering a FREE Book of Mormon,

🔴 Wearing a Shapermint Bra 

and (of course)

🔴 getting a subscription to Disney+.

Now that we all know, let us carry forth our Divinely inspired knowledge and make disciples throughout the World, as Jesus commanded us to do.

The Truth with Love,

Always Laura-Lee 

P.S. I'm sorry that our leaders have betrayed Jesus and abandoned us to chase the ALMIGHTY dollar. 😞

But Jesus remains forever faithful and if you are here then that is your desire as well.

With our human leaders falling by the wayside, the Lord is once again front and center in our lives and the Holy Spirit will empower us and connect us to each other long after the internet is a thing of our distant past.

LL 😘

Note. I Have NO ADS NO Store I am not Monetized and I NEVER ask for Donations 

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Creed for the Suffering

I came across the following in a small booklet of poetry Mom had that I read in 1974 when I was only 8 years old. (Oops❗️🫢 Accidentally outed my age on the internet again.)

(*Remember poetry must be read out loud)

"I asked God for strength, that I might achieve.

I was made weak, that I might learn humbly to obey ...

I asked for health, that I might do great things.

I was given infirmity, that I might do better things ...

I asked for riches, that I might be happy.

I was given poverty, that I might be wise ...

I asked for power, that I might have the praise of men.

I was given weakness, that I might feel the need of God ...

I asked for all things, that I might enjoy life.

I was given life, that I might enjoy all things ...

I got nothing I asked for—but everything I had hoped for. Almost despite myself, my unspoken prayers were answered.

I am, among men, most richly blessed."

- Unknown Confederate soldier

My first take on reading it as a child, almost 4 years before I became Born Again and owned Jesus as my Lord, was that if God was trying to drum up business THIS poem was NOT going to do it for Him. In fact, I suspected it was a clever plot by Atheists to sound like it's Christian but actually turn people off of following Jesus altogether. 🤨

Unfortunately/Fortunately  this poem is as realistically Christian as one can get.

Shall I explain the great truth of this poem to you line by line as all those who have known and followed Jesus for a Lifetime and through great suffering can do?

Nope. 

Until you have encountered your own personal seasons of suffering our explanations will fall on deaf, unexperienced ears.

However, I can tell you that you should ponder this poem a bit and keep it handy because Following Jesus goes hand in hand with suffering.

(It appears I won't be drumming up much business for Following Jesus either.)

Then let me redeem your time with the words of the Apostle Paul when he was discussing all the great things in life this world had given him but he had forsaken to Follow obediently wherever Jesus had called him to go.

"But whatever were gains to me I now consider loss for the sake of Christ. What is more, I consider everything a loss because of the surpassing worth of knowing Christ Jesus my Lord, for whose sake I have lost all things."

Philippians 3:7-8

Yes. Jesus is just that wonderful to know.

Well put, Paul.

Link to all of Philippians chapter 3 from the Bible

The Truth with Love,

 Always Laura-Lee 

Your treat for scrolling to the bottom? 🤔

Ah! 😃

"Walk On" by 4Him 

Keep going, Children. 😖 

We're almost Home. 🥹

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