A Few, Friendly Words for Christian Pastors 🙂

Hi There! 😃

I just need a few quick words with your Pastor. Would you excuse us for a moment? 🫠

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Okay, LISTEN UP "Ladies" ... ❗️❗️❗️

(😳 gulp)

I became a Christian in 1978 just one month before my 12th birthday

 (Oops! 🫢 Accidentally outed my Biological and Christian age on the internet again)

And through all these decades I have told women it is fine to teach the Bible, ☝️ but we haven't the right to tell the men what to do because God has ordained them as our leaders. I have taken a LOT of crap and heat for saying it, but it's in God's Word so that is the way it HAS to be.

But I'm about to rescind that order because you are all in need of a kick in the butt and I'm wearing the boots to do it.

(Pausing to gather thoughts) 😔

I'm a Behaviorist and trained to identify anomalies in human behavior and I've been seeing some very disturbing things from our Christian leaders. Men that I would have declared as "solid" just six years ago.

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When Covid shut Church doors many  Ministers started to put their sermons online. Suddenly they didn't just have a few hundred Congregants listening to them but gradually grew to have thousands of people listening to them online. That number grew to 10s of thousands and now HUNDREDS of Thousands. 😲

After that their next move was to get a book out as quickly as possible. Then another. Then another.

Then the big announcement,

"I'm stepping down as Pastor in order to focus on my Internet content and YouTube channel."

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The beginning of the End for their character as they went off to chase the Carrot on the Stick.

Now EVERYTHING they do has a price tag attached to it.

It was such a short  time ago when their sermons were NOT Monetized, they were not constantly selling merchandise and Bible Conferences and Live Streams were F R E E❗️

SO tons of them have turned into money-grubbing, apostate hucksters. The Bible said it would it happen in these End Times, so it doesn't come as a huge surprise to me. I'm not going to waste a bunch of my precious time on them.

But what I do wish to address are the few men who are still Pastors of churches and putting out sermons. They wish to hold the line but they are sliding away fast due to strain and fatigue.

One major sign I've recently seen is Pastors increasingly becoming  forgetful and scatterbrained and mixing up people's names. I just saw a sermon where the Pastor kept mixing up Rebekah and Rachel.

Another one kept saying Solomon when he meant Samson.

And they are all getting Bible references wrong.

Sometimes they will even forget where the Bible event took place.

Or they are going off their topic and interjecting rants about politics, antisemitism, communism, fascism, Tucker selling out to Qatar and Candace being insane.

Ministers are so incredibly agitated they can no longer stand still behind their pulpits but pace around yelling.

You are all looking and sounding like ranting, hyper LUNATICS❗️

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(sigh 😣)

Look, Pastor, I get it. You have tons of demands on you and a LOT of people relying on you. You realize Jesus's return is close and you are feeling the intensity of purpose and dwindling time and are desperate to keep your Followers doctrinally correct, but the greatest contribution you can make to those who follow you is to remain 

C A L M.

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I was thinking of great military leaders of recent wars. They were leading men into active combat and frontline situations and they just didn't have the luxury of FREAKING out because people were depending on them, watching them and feeding off of their vibes.

What do you think it does for your church members to see your sermons filled with mistakes, you constantly forgetful, peevish, and HAVING a meltdown!

It's extremely frightening for us.

Let's get practical❗️

When I see a Minister fretful and forgetful I know the time they spend in  in their Prayer Closet is the problem. They are not spending enough time in the presence of the "Prince of Peace" and it is affecting everything in their lives.

If you cannot preach the Word or give a talk in a clear, concise manner that inspires confidence in Jesus, you need to spend more quiet prayer time to focus on the Lord before you hit the stage or get in front of a camera.

You also need to preserve at least one ☝️day a week where you completely disconnect from the Internet for 24 hours. ALL devices off❗️No exceptions. Most Pastors have Sundays as their busiest day of the week so they preserve Monday to completely close up shop. Trust me, the World will keep revolving and the Universe unfolding without you for a day.

If you find you cannot do what I say, then you are already past any help I can give you and need to seek professional help before you Crash and Burn.

 Stop acting like a little girl who has her petticoats on fire. We are enduring some evil, confusing and tumultuous days, there are more to come and 

... we need you, Pastor.

(Oh. And let's not tell the Women-Folk what we discussed or I'll never hear the end of it.) 🫪

Okay. Here's your Pastor back. Good as new.

The Truth with Love,

 Always Laura-Lee

"For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon  HIS  shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace."

Isaiah 9:6 (Emphasis mine)

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 "What a friend we have in Jesus

All our sins and griefs to bear

What a privilege to carry

Everything to God in prayer.

O what peace we often forfeit

O what needless pain we bear

All because we do not carry

Everything to God in prayer."

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My previous blog post, "Onward Christian Soldiers"

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Beware of the Canadian Drop Grizzly❗️

 

Much like its counterpart the Australian Drop Bear, the Canadian Drop Grizzly (scientific classification: Ursus Arctos Precipitus) hides in the branches of Evergreen trees like Spruce, Cedar and Fir, which are prevalent in the Canadian wilderness.

Adult grizzly bears typically measure 3 to 4.5 feet (0.9 to 1.4 meters) at the shoulder on all fours. Their total head-to-body length ranges from 5.5 to 8 feet (1.7 to 2.4 meters).

Adult Males weigh 800 - 850 lbs (336 - 360 Kg) , while Females usually don't weigh more than 500 lbs (227 Kg).

Drop Grizzlies are particularly and violently attracted to 3M Duct Tape but can be deterred by rubbing Pure Canadian Maple Syrup on your face, neck and any exposed skin.

Here's the Scientific Breakdown ❗️

But if you obey all the signs which guide you into SAFE ZONES you'll be fine while visiting Canada.

Hope this information was helpful.

Love Always Laura-Lee 

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Okay. I'm just pulling your legs but you must admit if you knew nothing about Canada you would easily give in to my official looking signs and pseudo science.

Question EVERYTHING.

Keep up with DAILY Bible Reading and Prayer so you are not deceived and be very, very, VERY grateful ...

I'm on YOUR side. 🤨

The Truth with Love,

Always Laura-Lee 

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Joking aside, this is what is really hiding in the Canadian tree tops.

A (Female) Mountain Lion. 2 Meters (6 feet, 6 inches) long and weighing 50 Kg (110 lbs)..

Like a sleek, muscular version of your house cat. 

Predators (the animal kind and human kind) are hiding everywhere.

STAY ALERT❗️

Lies and Misinformation About Jim Jones

Almost nobody had even heard about Jim Jones BEFORE November 1978. That was about to forever change.

Short documentaries  don't adequately depict how it really was. We were getting news of Jonestown (whatever that was) 🤷‍♀️ just a little here and a little there over the course of days, starting with the news that  American Congressman, Leo Ryan had been murdered in Guyana,  South America.

Then gradually, like an unending nightmare that stretched on for days, weeks then years, we gradually started getting the full picture.

This video is footage from American nightly news broadcasts as we all learned together the facts of what happened and why history has named the events, "The Guyana Tragedy of the Jonestown Massacre".

And if you think all those hundreds of people just quietly and happily "drank the Kool-aid" you are WRONG!

Their hundreds of children were killed first by lethal injection or by squirting poisoned grape juice into their mouths with squirt guns. Then the parents willingly followed them into a "death with dignity".

I remember them carrying out of Jonestown dozens of body bags no bigger than a small duffle bag because it housed a baby or small child.

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It is hard to know how many Cults there were in the 1970s,  because most were small and hidden. But since Jonestown people have been keeping track.

According to the "International Cultic Studies Association" they have estimated there are about 10,000 "New Religious Movements" (modern word for cult) just in America. Some are completely online, many masquerading as something wonderful, helpful and Divinely inspired, ALL deceptive and dangerous.

The (sometims harsh)

Truth with Love,

 Always Laura-Lee 

In the end they 

discovered Jones had

🔴 Ties to the Soviet Union

🔴 Was Gun Running in South America 

🔴 Was using both female and male Church members as "concubines" for authorities in Guyana (even the American Ambassador there) and authorities in America to keep the People's Temple from being investigated.

🔴 The State Department was well aware of Jone's activities but it took just one Congressman concerned that some of his constituents were being held against their will in South America to bring the whole thing to its tragic conclusion.

I can't help but wonder if everyone would still be alive if authorities hadn't been corrupt and had acted sooner. 

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Jonestown Massacre Raw News "The Bodies were stacked up ..."

For those of you even bolder to know the Truth (and who have a strong constitution), I recommend you listen to "The Jonestown  Death Tape". Approximately 44 minutes long, these are the reel to reel audio tapes of what happened during the moments Jim Jones was trying to convince those 906 people to kill themselves.

When it was all over, Jim Jones blew his brains out.

Available everywhere. Spotify. Apple Music. YouTube.

On Again, Off Again with YouTube (UPDATED August 8)

 

Last year in December 2025 YouTube, after 17 years, denied me access to my channel claiming I was SCAMMING people. 

I appealed stating that since I'm not Monetized, have No Store, NO Ads, NO Merchandise, never ask for Donations and never make a dime from being online I couldn't possibly be scamming anyone.

They reviewed my channel's content, upheld their decision and not only denied me access to my Channel again, but denied me access to ALL of YouTube.

Within just TWO days of being off YouTube I started sleeping longer periods of  uninterrupted time and my frazzled nerves had calmed down within ONE week.

I didn't realize how much the CONSTANT Ads breaking into videos, hyper compilation videos and Algorithms thrusting the newest Shorts in our faces keep us in a state of constant agitation.

Yesterday I found a "backdoor" back onto YouTube. I still have no access to my channel, (which BTW IS still there, even though they lied and told me they had wiped out all my previous content) but now I can view videos in "Mobile Mode".

I decided to check out what the main Ministries, Churches and Christian singers I used to Subscribe to had been doing all this time. 😀

Then I remembered what had been the MAIN cause of my sleepless nights. It had gradually, through the years, gotten to the point where they had ALL become MONETIZED and it was infuriating me having my SERMONS and WORSHIP music frequently interrupted by Ads for Stuck Poop, Casinos, Fat Naked women jumping up and down in Shapermint bras and all manner of heinous Disney+ shows.

Then THEY have the AUDACITY and UNMITIGATED GALL to sit smuggly in SELF-righteousness and preach to US about living "uncompromising lifestyles" and they actually get angry and rant about OTHER Christians who are members of the "Laodicean, End Times Church".

ARRRRRRG❗️

AHHHHHH ❗️

As you can tell my nerves are rattled again. I have decided that me parting company with YouTube was a GOOD thing and it will happen again but THIS time ...

I am dumping THEM❗️

And I don't just mean YouTube. I mean the hypocritical, money-grubbing "Christian" preachers and singers too! 😡 You cannot make a MOCKERY of MY Jesus and His HOLY WORD and expect to find me meekly following you.

No sir-ree, Bub!

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Listen, Folks, we are down to the wire now. Jesus's return is SO close I can taste it.

It's unfortunate that all our leaders have abandonded the Lord and are following money, but WE mustn't follow them down that path to destruction no matter how much it hurts to turn away from people we used to admire and call Brother or Sister.

We must "fix our eyes on Jesus the author and perfecter of our faith".

Hebrews 12:2

The Truth with Love,

 Always Laura-Lee 

Jesus speaking to the End Times, Laodicean Church.

"You say, ‘I am rich; I have acquired wealth and do not need a thing.’ But you do not realize that you are wretched, pitiful, poor, BLIND and naked."

(Emphasis mine)

Revelation 3:17

PS. I know you're probably all thinking, "WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE, Laura-Lee?!"

I was so angry that I was going to start spitting out names, but Jesus has halted me for the time being. Perhaps because He is still working on some of them or because He wants you on alert to spot them yourselves. It's not hard. The YouTube Ads flow pretty thoroughly between the Bible verses.

PPS. I will warn you away from Ken Ham, his Flunkies, ministry pals and all things Answers in Genesis (including the Creation Museum and Ark Encounter) though,  because it's a full out CULT!

"God's Divine Judgment Hit List"

My blog post "What Makes a Cult? (Simplified)"

UPDATE: August 8, 2026

Yesterday I was watching Jan Markell from Olive Tree Ministries interview her friend Michelle Bachman on YouTube. They were discussing several topics but right at the point they were telling us that AI is the foundation for the kingdom of the ANTICHRIST there was an AD for Elon's Starlink.

Jan is making money from the very things she says is Satanic❗️😱

When rock steady Jan Markell has her talks Monetized and is taking worldly money, I think we need to be setting some Holy boundaries and be getting our information DIRECTLY from Jesus through the Holy Spirit and His Holy Word and abandon the Money-grubbers to their fates.

"Please, Jesus, Let Me Be Wrong Again"

 

I heard a sermon about 30 years ago where the Minister was concerned that Christians were becoming so in love with this world  and clinging to their possessions they would be Raptured FEET FIRST❗️

We all laughed at the image of it. 

I'm not laughing now. 😳

I've spent 45 years telling people Jesus is coming back to Rapture (Snatch) us away so they  would get their relationship with Jesus straightened out and not get LEFT BEHIND. 🥺

Now I believe the vast majority of Christians are fully aware Jesus is coming back soon, but are so in love with this world and what it offers them they will fight to STAY BEHIND!

I pray I am wrong. 😖

The Truth with Love,  Always Laura-Lee 

"Because of the increase of wickedness, the love of most will grow cold,  but the one who stands firm to the end will be saved."

Matthew 24:12-13

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“At midnight the cry rang out: ‘Here’s the bridegroom! Come out to meet him!’

“Then all the virgins woke up and trimmed their lamps.  The foolish ones said to the wise, ‘Give us some of your oil; our lamps are going out.’

9“‘No,’ they replied, ‘there may not be enough for both us and you. Instead, go to those who sell oil and buy some for yourselves.’

“But while they were on their way to buy the oil, the bridegroom arrived. The virgins who were ready went in with him to the wedding banquet. And the door was shut.

“Later the others also came. ‘Lord, Lord,’ they said, ‘open the door for us!’

“But he replied, ‘Truly I tell you, I don’t know you.’

“Therefore keep watch, because you do not know the day or the hour."

Matthew 25:6-12

LINK to my poem "Twice" here at Laura-Lee Was Here blog

Social Media is the Public Square

 

Whenever I write a new blog post I announce it across my thousands of Followers in Social Media.

Here is the breakdown of who clicks through to see it.

As you can see very few come from Social Media but find me through "other" means from usually about 30 countries.

There is a big world out there with Billions of people beyond Social Media. Many of them don't even live in democracies.

 To you young people that have never fully tasted freedom because you grew up on the Internet using Social Media, you haven't got a true view of freedom,

Social Media is NOT the Public Square. 

The Public Square IS the Public Square!

 Social Media is just a complex messaging system  based on shared imagination. That's not necessarily a bad thing if you KNOW that's what it is and don't accept it as reality.

Let's jump to the Bible.

"So justice is driven back,

    and righteousness stands at a distance;

truth has stumbled in the streets,

    honesty cannot enter."

Isaiah 59:14

And continue to the Words of Jesus.

"Jesus answered, 'I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.' "

John 14:6

Jesus is the Truth.

Whether in the streets or in Social Media, He has stumbled. Will you help Him up?

But first you must face reality. You are like a bird caged near a window in a cluttered room. Even though you see outside your life will revolve around your devices, your Likes, and Followers (your cage). You will put out Biblical content unaware that your viewpoint is extremely limited and you may actually be leading thousands of your Followers astray.

Or you will not require other Christians you admire to Follow Biblical standards of Honesty and Transparency because you are lonely and hungry for affection and acceptance. 

This is what I have been witnessing and you are falling prey to the very things and people Jesus warned us about.

"At that time many will turn away from the faith and will betray and hate each other, and many false prophets will appear and deceive many people."

Matthew 24:10-11

You MUST find a way to spend CHUNKS of time off your phones and off of the Net. I mean DAYS at a time.

Find Creative fun things you enjoy doing but mostly you need to go Outside every day.

I think I will stop for now because I've given you enough

Truth with Love,

 Always Laura-Lee  for today.

Truth with pieces cut out is NOT Transparency ❗️

REAL Public Squares.

(Don't they look nice? 🤗)