Laura-Lee Was Here

Laura-Lee Was Here

November 30, 2023

Martyn Iles ROCKS ❗️😎

 



Martyn has often told us how he learned from his BFF, Lyle Shelton (Australian Politician and former head of the Australian Christian Lobby), how to put "rocks in people’s shoes" by telling them the truth from the Bible, even when it was hard for them to hear.

Well, Martyn, it's your turn now.  How does it feel and how will you respond now that the shoe is on the other foot? 







MARTYN ILES: His Groovy Lifestyle  "of  champagne wishes and caviar dreams".




The Grand Poobah 

PLEASE NOTE, (except for the above two images) none of these images were changed, except to CROP them in order to protect the identity of others. LLR

At the Grand Canyon

Driving a Red Mustang


Hangin' with his Homies







Tooting around in a  LEXUS




Martyn  speaks to his  Gen-Z  fans.








Millennial Martyn comes off the Internet and puts down his device long enough to tell the older folks how things work  IN  REAL  LIFE.








Martyn  Autographing BIBLES.



Martyn in avant-garde Black and White




Martyn in front of a  GREEN  SCREEN❗️❗️❗️


(Woah! Look out, Keanu, here comes Martyn)








Martyni on the Rocks (literally)




Martyn Lloyd Iles: America's Great White Hope





... and  "bringing sexy back" πŸŽΆπŸ•Ί









... and thinking  BIG thoughts. 😯



Laura-Lee ReWrites  "Jenny from the Block" for Martyn.

(You're welcome, Martyn.)πŸ˜”




(Children grow and women produce and

Men go working, some go stealing

Everyone's got to make a living)


"Don't be fooled by the ROCKS that I got,

I'm still, I'm still Marty, Marty from the Flock.

Used to have a little, now I have a lot,

But you know, I know where I came from.


I'm down to earth like this

Rockin' this business

I've grown up so much

I'm in control and loving it

Rumors got me laughing, kid

I love my life and my public

Put God first and can't forget to stay real 

To me it's like breathing


From the Aussie Sticks, to movie scripts
To P.R. tricks, to M. Lloyd this, headline clips
I stayed grounded as the amounts roll in
I'm real, I thought I told you (I'm real)
I'm always quoting Oprah (I'm real)

That's just meNothing phony, don't hate on meWhat you get is what you see.

Don't be fooled by the ROCKS that I got,

I'm still, I'm still Marty, Marty from the Flock.

Used to have a little, now I have a lot,

But you know, I know where I came from."


LINK "Jenny from the Block" (official video)





LINK "Answers in Genesis to Rebuild the TOWER of BABEL my blog

LINK "Martyn Iles Officially Made CEO of Answers in Genesis" (My blog post)


LINK "Martyn Iles Publicly Defends Accused Rapist RUSSELL BRAND" (My blog post)


Link "Stop! I Want to Vomit (Deconstructing Martyn Iles)







Now, let’s give credit where credit is due.

In my (humble) opinion the greatest things that Martyn has done is dedicate YEARS of his life traveling the width and breadth of Australia to speak at Pro-Life rally after Pro-Life rally.❣️

Also, he spearheaded the Australian Christian Lobby (and their thousands of dedicated Volunteers) to put a MILLION Gospels of Luke and John into mailboxes across Australia.

The Eternal consequences of these actions will probably be beyond anyone's belief. Including Martyn's.

An OUTSTANDING job, Mr. Iles. πŸ˜”  I salute you. 🫑