Laura-Lee Was Here

Laura-Lee Was Here

August 01, 2025

Martyn Iles's Australia




My love affair with Australia began when I was only four years old in 1970 (Oops❗️๐Ÿ™Š Accidentally outed my age on the internet again) when I was watching TV from my home in Canada. An American TV show called, “Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom” came on and I got my first look at a creature called a kangaroo. ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Then the following year, the CBC (Canadian Broadcasting Corporation - “All hail the CBC” ๐Ÿ˜ต‍๐Ÿ’ซ) started airing reruns of “Skippy, the Bush Kangaroo”.

Mom, where's Australia? How long would it take for us to drive there?”

Oh, you can't drive to Australia, Laura-Lee because there is a big ocean between us and them. So you would need a boat or a jet airplane to get there. (Yes we had jets in Canada back then.)
Why don't you get your brother to show you where it is on His globe?”

Mom was right, you ARE really far away. 

After supper, while Mom was doing dishes, I'd put on our record player the 45 of your (then) National Anthem and gave Matilda a run for her money in the waltzing department. ๐Ÿ’ƒ
(Oh. Side note to those of you not familiar with Australian terminology, a “Billabong” has absolutely nothing to do whatsoever with smoking Marijuana. ๐Ÿ™…‍♀️ Just FYI.)

From then on, I was always fascinated with Australia. But it went to the next level, when in high school, for history class we watched the movie "Gallipoli' by Peter Weir. 
I HAD to know more and I hit the library that weekend and started deep diving into the history of Australia in a big way. 

I couldn't find a suitable and large enough map of Australia, so I made one out of poster paper. I put it on the wall of my bedroom and every time I read a book or learned a fact about Australia, I would place a dot on it and label whatever city I was reading about.
(I actually read a book about the founding of Canberra, which was absolutely fascinating. )
I kept that map on my wall for 25 years until it disintegrated and I had to take it down, but I still have the remnants of it to this day. 

After that, I headed into the area of life I love the most. Pop Culture.

Your Movies

Strictly Ballroom (“A life lived in fear is a life half lived”  “Show me your Pasa Doble!”
We all knew Scott and Liz were going to be the next Pan Pacific Latin American Dance champions. They've worked for it their whole lives.”
Laura-Lee, what kind of weird, Australian movie have you got me watching now?!” - Mom

Guardians of Ga'hoole (the best animated movie ever created. I just know it in my gizzard.)

Gallipoli ๐Ÿ˜”

Everything by director, Peter Weir, including
"Picnic at Hanging Rock" (“I think
 Peter Weir was doing hardcore drugs when he made this movie.” - Mom)

Mad Max (I just knew that guy wasn't going to be able to cut off his limb fast enough. ๐Ÿ˜ณ)

Road Warrior ("You wanna get outta here, you talk to me.")

Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome ("But this ain't just one body's tell, it's the tell of us all. So you gotta listen it and members cuz what you hears today, you need to tell the birthed tomorrow.”
I'm NOT Captain Walker. I'm the guy who keeps Mr. Dead in his pocket and I say we're gonna stay here, we're gonna live a long life and we're gonna be THANK FULL. Right? ๐Ÿคจ”
(OKAY. Alright. That's enough about Thunderdome…for now.)

Mad Max Fury Road (Who's bright idea was it to cover up Tom Hardy's face for half the movie? I'm looking at YOU, George! ๐Ÿ˜ )

Shine (I really didn't want to see Geoffrey Rush's butt, but I learned a lot from it. Good tunes too)

The Sapphires (speaking of great music and great movies)

The Year of Living Dangerously (Mel, Linda Purl and my gal Sigourney! - my FIRST friend on Social Media back in MySpace days. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ Plus, it started me on my quest to learn more about Indonesia and Sukarno)

Tomorrow, When the War Began (Which is like Red Dawn, Australia. Aussie teens saving their country from a Communist invasion. Fabulous (over) acting in it too. Truly worthy of my man Bill (Shatner). ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ)

F/X 

Everything created by Baz Luhrmann. Yes, even his remake of Romeo and Juliet (Oh, I have suffered for you people, but “Trust me on the Sun screen”)

Everything with David Wenham (at least half a dozen times each. I even endured “Dustbut only once, ☝️ which was one time too many.  ๐Ÿ˜– YOU definitely need to repent of that mess, Davey-boy.)

Anthony LaPaglia (I endured, “So I Married an Axe Murderer” and “Mixed Nuts”, but I forgave him when “Without a Trace” came along. But don't let it happen again,Tony. My patience has limits.)

Momento (because it starred Guy Pearce - never worked so hard to watch a move in my life.)

I was freaked out by Sam Neill, Nicole Kidman and Billy Zane in Dead Calm ๐Ÿซฃ
One ping only, Vasilli.” (Yes, I know he's from New Zealand but he's in so many Aussie movies and he's great so cut me some slack. - I hope he's doing alright. ๐Ÿฅบ)

All Russell Crowe movies. (Yeah, I know he's a Kiwi too, but he lives in Australia, so that's good enough for me)

Hugh Jackman movies (even the bad ones. Oops❗️๐Ÿ™Š Don't tell him I said that or he might go all WOLVERINE on me. ๐Ÿ˜ฒ)

Babe (it's set in New Zealand but ☝️ it was actually filmed in Australia and it was made by George Miller - BTW if anybody has any spare time, could you please explain to me the ending of Happy Feet, because I just don't get it. ๐Ÿคท‍♀️)

I endured Kirk Douglas stomping around with one leg in order to watch The Man from Snowy River.

Grease because of Olivia Newton John (Don't worry, I repented of it later.)

Xanadu (Don't worry, I repented of it later. Twice ✌️)

Crocodile Dundee (Yes. Even the Last one. “Good job, Skippy.” ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜†)

A Cry in the Dark ๐Ÿ˜ฅ (which motivated me into another deep dive into that moment in your history)

and on and on it goes.

Your TV Shows.

I've binge watched “Neighbours” (and lived to tell ๐Ÿ˜–)
But relax, ๐Ÿซ  you made up for it with FARSCAPE and
The Mentalist (Simon Baker. Meow ๐Ÿ˜ป)

I've seen every episode of “Wife Swap Australia” 
(You people are Fabulously Nuts)

I couldn't even fathom to guess how many hours of documentaries and miniseries about Australia I've seen. (and the number has gotten even larger with YouTube)

I'm currently watching old episodes of “World Chef Australia (and getting very hungry).
Which segues perfectly into my next category…

Your Food

I know you don't put “Shrimp on the Baa-Bee” but actually Prawns (Although WHY I don't know ๐Ÿคท‍♀️ They're big, nasty sea bugs, people❗️๐Ÿฆ)
But considering your primary go-to meat is innocent, baby sheep, I wouldn't put it past you to eat anything.

I know what an HSP is.

I have eaten Fairy Bread on multiple occasions (Mind you it was a great sacrifice that I felt compelled to do it as an act of Solidarity ✊️)

I know that ScoMo is a Person not a Food (“HEY, Everybody! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ I brought chocolate waffers and marshmallows. Let's make ScoMos!”)

I not only know the ingredients to Vegemite, but I actually know the HISTORY of Vegemite (don't worry your secret is safe with me. Shhh. ๐Ÿคซ)


Then there's Your Literature. I've probably read more than a THOUSAND books about Australia. (No. I'm not exaggerating. If anything my estimate is conservative.)

Your Music

Men at Work 

Crowded House ๐Ÿ˜˜

Flock of Seagulls (even in spite of their bizarre haircuts)

Keith Urban (BTW your new National Anthem should be “Never Coming Down”. Can you picture that at the next Olympic Games? “All rise for the Australian National Anthem. ‘I can feel it coming on now…everybody sing ooooo. Dance baby, dance baby'”

The Last Farewell by Roger Whittaker, which is the most romantic song EVER. ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅน

6 White Boomers Every Christmas by Rolf Harris (but let's not go there)

Kylie (but let's not go there either)

"Whispering Jack" Farnham (I actually busted the tape of my cassette while playing “You're the Voice” over and over.)

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If Martyn is actually reading this right now (I hope he is), his head is probably spinning because he has no clue about the majority of what I've been gushing about, so let's change gears a bit.


I stood in the hot, summer sun for 2 ½ hours at Expo 86 (in Vancouver) just to get into the Australian pavilion for ten minutes in order to buy my cardboard Kangaroo Crossing sign.

Another milestone for me came along when I saw the movie “Breaker Morant” and I spent the next year of my life hunting down the truth of what really happened. Mind you, this was before the internet existed, so it took a long time and a lot of effort. But I finally got hold of the transcripts to the court martial when I wrote to the National Archives of Australia and a wonderful man there, not only mailed me photocopies of the Transcript, but also  photocopies of the poems by Harry Morant.

Another massive Australian impact on my life was when I was a teenager and I attended a small church in Vancouver and one of my Pastors was an Australian who was finishing up his training at Regent College here in Canada.
For years growing up, Adrian Cooke was my window into everyday Christian life in Australia. And what an education it was. 
(Now for those of you not aware, in the Southern Hemisphere, water goes down the drain in the opposite direction to what it does in the Northern Hemisphere. Which is something Adrian taught me. 
Some months later a friend, who knew I loved all things Australian said,
 “Laura-Lee, did you know that toilets in Australia flush in the opposite direction?”
 I responded with, "What, you mean UP instead of DOWN?” ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚)

Another major impact on my life was when YouTube recommended a video from the Australian Christian Lobby. 
I immediately started laughing out loud. ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚
Australian politics❗️Boy did YouTube get THAT one wrong.”

But I know the Lord was behind it as I watched my first video of “The Truth of It”.
The topic was “Born Alive and Left to Die”.
It motivated me to click on another video, then another. But since I'm a trained Behaviorist, an expert at reading body language, facial expressions, etc and I TRUST NOBODY ๐Ÿคจ, I was frustrated that I was only seeing Martyn behind his desk and couldn't get a good “read” on him. So I scanned the ACL YouTube channel and came across his debate at The National Press Club against Fiona Patten. I thought, “Great. I'll see all of Martyn Iles at once, away from his comfortable, little studio when he's under some pressure."
My initial reaction was,
WOAH❗️๐Ÿ˜ƒ How tall is this guy anyway❓️”
Once I pegged him at about 6 feet, 6 inches (off by an inch), I settled down to watch the debate and Martyn completely won me over. He was intelligent, knowledgeable, he thought systematically, wasn't phased under pressure and, most of all, he was unwavering in his convictions. My read on him was that he was absolutely sincere.
I subscribed to the ACL channel, bookmarked their website and thus my education into Australian politics began. But the ACL was just my starting point.
I have made myself well aware of what was going on in Australia, especially as you all struggled through the Covid years.
Another massive source for me was Avi Yemini as he reported for Rebel News Canada ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
 (HEY!๐Ÿ– Shout out to the Av-Man. Australian AND Israeli❗️People don't come any better than that.)

I would download photos of ACL volunteers and pray for each one of them.

I watched you “Walk for Life” and “March for Babies”.




I participated in Zoom meetings every month with the folks from Voice of the Martyrs Australia, where I got to pray WITH Australians not just FOR you.

I prayed with the people at the Canberra Declaration.

I subscribed to Sky New Australia (Thanks Rita for keeping me sane with “Lefties Losing It” ๐Ÿ˜˜)

I subscribed to ABC and “60 Minutes Australia”. (HEY, it's always a good idea to know what the enemy is up to)

I prayed for Izzy Folau through all his turmoil.

And because I'm 15 hours behind Australia in my time zone, I would eat breakfast on Sunday morning while listening to sermons from various Churches around Australia.

I hit my knees hard when you were all enduring the Christmas and New Years storms that ravaged your East coast.

I've watched countless Live Stream events, even though it meant having to get up at 2:00 or 3:00 am in my time zone.

And when the ACL suddenly fired Martyn, I started praying not just for him, but for the impact of him leaving that position would have on all of Australia.

Then he went to work for Ken Ham
๐Ÿ˜ 

(Let's pause a moment as I try to gain control of my temper)

I first “encountered” Ken in 1983 when my Christian High School showed a video he had made while he was still in Australia, even before Answers in Genesis  existed.
 I encountered him during the years I worked for Focus on the Family (Canada). 
At that point, I appreciated his stand for Creation Science, which was SO desperately needed at the time, but there was just something about him I found creepy. I wasn't trained in Behavioral Science yet, so it was just a gut reaction. But as I followed him through MANY years, it was his obvious obsession with money that made me completely write him off and I gave Ken and Answers in Genesis a wide berth until …

he leeched onto Martyn.

I thought, “Of course, Martyn's perfect. Ken's been trying for YEARS to break into the Australian and GenZ market and Martyn completely fits the bill.”

At that point I decided to do a deep dive into Ken and AiG, but by then I was a trained Behaviorist with thirty years of experience as a Criminal Profiler. I can identify a cult immediately. I was alive to see the whole Jim Jones tragedy play out on the news before my innocent, 12 year old eyes, which motivated me to study cults in a big way.

Answers in Genesis is a TEXTBOOK example of a  cult and the second I identified it as one, I hit my knees in an even bigger way. When I saw Martyn take the role of the leader of Ken's Cult, I also started posting evidence of my findings too. I have been doing that for almost two years now.

I witnessed Martyn use his substantial influence to LURE people (particularly YOUNG people) into Ken's waiting arms. (ie. The Catalyst program)

But my focus right now is those of you who had the ability to contact Martyn directly.

Even if you didn't know Answers in Genesis was a cult, surely you must have been seeing the same posts as I was seeing.

When he was equating Freedom to law breaking, gun-toting, Harley riders.

When he went to the shooting range and was given a MASSIVE gun to play with which was well beyond his abilities. 




When he was telling us what a great Christian Russell Brand is.

When he would end his sermons with a 7-minute sales pitch for the Ark Encounter (even to the point of saying which hotels people could get a discount from) etc. etc.

Couldn't you all see that the man had gone WACKADOODLE?!

Do you know why you didn't say anything?

Because you either have your hands in Ken's money bag
 OR 
you are getting your “jollies” from the prestige of knowing the “mighty” Ken Ham
OR
you were having too much fun playing at Christian Party HQ, AKA. “the popular Creation Museum and world renowned ArKENcounter” (Ken's constant sales pitch)

Whatever your reason, you abandoned Martyn to live out his life as the head of Answers in Genesis.

Now that doesn't excuse Martyn's behavior or get him off the hook. He is responsible for every person he influenced and all the AiG workers who needed him to watch out for them, when instead he was spending his days running Ken's Theme Park, playing VR games, being 
 “Mr. Personality” to curry favor with the Americans and EATING TWINKIES while the rest of the world was crumbling around us.




At this blog, and in my life, Jesus is not just Number One, HE IS EVERYTHING.

I have been commissioned by Him to expose this Cult. 
I've done my Ezekiel 3 duty to tell you the Truth God has asked me to speak, so your blood is off my head.
But if you don't listen to what I've said, then the blood is on your head.


The ANZACs and Harry and Peter Handcock sacrificed their LIVES for their country, but you are too gutless to confront a mediocre school teacher from Dalby who is running a cult in YOUR backyard. (Answers in Genesis Australia)

How many of you, after reading this, will even bother to check to see if what I'm saying is true?
(Yeah. That's what I thought.)
๐Ÿคจ

Well, regardless of what YOU do, I have brought you…

The Truth with Love 
Always, Laura-Lee 

๐Ÿ…

What are your legs?
Springs. Steel springs.”
What are they going to do to?”
Hurl me down the track.”
How fast can you run?”
Fast as a leopard.”
How fast ARE you going to run?
Fast as a leopard!

THEN LET'S SEE YOU DO IT!!!




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