MY take on David Letterman's famous TOP TEN LIST.
Top Ten Signs You’re Living in the Millennial Kingdom: FOOD EDITION
(FYI: The “Millennial Kingdom” is a time spoken of in the Bible after Armageddon when Jesus will return to earth and set up a perfect, Eden-like life. See Revelation 20 for more information.)
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10. Molasses pours quickly.
9. No shortage of fish and chips no matter how few you start out with.
Matthew 14:13-21 JESUS feeds 5000
8. Extra toppings always come without asking or paying.
7. You can swim IMMEDIATELY after eating.
6. Extra calories always turn into muscle.
5. You still feel full even hours after eating Chinese Food.
4. Chocolate becomes the fifth basic food group.
(I’ve been trying to get this one done for decades!)
3. Colonel Sander's “secret recipe” is finally revealed.
2. The “glass half empty/half full” debate ceases because every glass “runneth over”. PSALM 23
… AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU ARE LIVING IN THE MILLENNIAL KINGDOM …
1. Milk and Honey flows from EVERY land!!!
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LINK Top Ten Signs You're Living in the Millennial Kingdom (Original)
LINK Top Ten ENVIRONMENTAL EDITION
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