(FYI: The “Millennial Kingdom” is a time spoken of in the Bible after Armageddon when Jesus will return to earth and set up a perfect, Eden-like life.)
Top Signs You’re Living in the Millennial Kingdom
(FLORA and FAUNA EDITION)
* Tortoises and Hares always tie for first place.
* Everyone gets a “promised rose garden" (and on a silver platter).
* Even Ugly ducklings are cute as a button.
* A leopard can change its spots.
* When fishing, the “Big One” never gets away.
* Cats have a serious attitude adjustment and are obedient.
* "Lilies of the field" AND "Lilies of the Valley" are everywhere.
* You no longer need to “let sleeping dogs lie”.
* Poppies give you a major energy boost.
* Penguins get Bow-Ties too.
* Sloths cause sonic booms when they move.
* Giraffes can bend their knees again.
* Skunks spray perfume.
* Potatoes not only taste great but are “oh so pretty” too
*Sunflowers become "SONflowers" (and you won't believe the size of the seeds!")
* You can pronounce “Tomato” any way you like WITHOUT having to “call the whole thing off”.
* Dogs become impartial and EVERYBODY’S Best Friend.
* Willows stop weeping.
* Chickens cross the road for better reasons than to just “get to the other side”.
… AND THE TOP SIGN YOU ARE LIVING IN THE MILLENNIAL KINGDOM …
*** “Trees of the field clapping their hands" becomes common place!
"Ye shall go out with joy, and be led forth with peace: the mountains and the hills shall break forth before you into singing, and all the trees of the field shall clap their hands." (Isaiah 55:12)
Weird. I always pictured "Lilies of the Field" as all white. THIS makes more sense Biblically.
"And why take ye thought for raiment? Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow; they toil not, neither do they spin:
29 And yet I say unto you, That even Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these.
30 Wherefore, if God so clothe the grass of the field, which to day is, and to morrow is cast into the oven, shall he not much more clothe you, O ye of little faith?
31 Therefore take no thought, saying, What shall we eat? or, What shall we drink? or, Wherewithal shall we be clothed?
32 (For after all these things do the Gentiles* seek:) for your heavenly Father knoweth that ye have need of all these things.
33 But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you."
(Matthew 6:28-32) * "Gentiles" in this context refers to any non-Believer.
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Always, Laura-Lee
Are you still hangin' in there with me Dave?
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